Ours is a world where people don't
know what they want
and are willing to go through hell
to get it.
A mistake only proves that someone
stopped talking long enough
to do something.
Never let the seeds keep you from enjoying
the watermelon.
We live our lives forwards but
understand it backwards.
Steve Terrill in
Portland Oregon
If your life is unselfish,
and for others you live,
For not what you get, but
how much you give;
If you lie close to God in
His infinite grace---
You don't have to tell it;
it shows in your face.
author unknown
The possibility
that we may fail in the struggle ought not
to deter us from the support of
a cause we believe in.
--Abraham Lincoln
This is
a painting that was done by fingers, only
a brush tipped the birds wings.
Lord may I enter this
day without hurry;
May I bear its burdens
without complaint.
May I face its tasks
without fear,
May I meet its temptations
without dishonor,
May I rest at its close
without shame.
And this prayer I make
to Thee, let Thy
Kingdom come today
in me.
Author unknown
"A good man," said the preacher
to his flock, "is like
a tea leaf. His real strength comes
out when he is in
hot water."
The World Has Need of You
--Evelyn Whitell
If it's ever so small the part you
take,
The world has need of you.
Be it big or little the effort
you make,
The world has need of you.
If it's only a thought you give
by the way,
If it's only love's word you pause
to say,
It's a part that nobody else can
play.
So the world had need of you.
By your smile you can change another's
life;
The world has need of you.
By a word you can bring peace out
of strife;
The world has need of you.
Then lift your head and never say
die;
Count every blessing, stop every
sigh.
Get busy...don't let a chance slip
by
For the world has need of
you.
Strange
Old Lady
Actual Title: "The Stranger In My House"
by Rose Madeline Mula*
A very weird thing has happened. A strange
old lady has moved into my house. I have no idea who she is, where she
came from, or how she got in. I certainly didn't invite her!
All I know is that one day she wasn't here, and the next day she was.
She's very clever. She manages to keep
out of sight for the most part; but whenever I pass a mirror, I catch a
glimpse of her there; and when I look into a mirror directly to check my
appearance, suddenly she's hogging the whole thing, completely obliterating
my gorgeous face and great body. It's very disconcerting.
I've tried screaming at her to leave but
she just screams back, grimacing horribly. She's really rather frightening.
If she's going to hang around, the least
she could do is offer to pay rent. But no. Every once in a while
I do find a couple of dollar bills on the kitchen counter, or some loose
change on my dresser or on the floor, but that certainly isn't enough.
In fact, though I don't like to jump to conclusions, I think she steals
money from me regularly. I go to the ATM and withdraw a hundred dollars,
and a few days later, it's gone. I certainly don't go through it that fast,
so I can only conclude the old lady pilfers it. You'd think she'd
spend some of it on wrinkle cream. Heaven knows, she needs it.
And, the money isn't the only thing she's
taking. Food seems to disappear at an alarming rate. Especially the
good stuff-- ice cream, cookies, candy. She really has a sweet tooth.
She should watch it; she's really putting on the pounds. I think she realizes
that, and to make herself feel better, she is tampering with my scale so
I'll think that I'm gaining weight too. For an old lady, she's really quite
childish. She also gets into my closet when I'm not home and alters all
my clothes. They're getting tighter every day.
Another thing: I wish she'd stop messing
with my files and the papers on my desk. I can't find a thing any more.
This is particularly hard to deal with because I'm extremely neat and organized;
but she manges to jumble everything up so nothing is where it's supposed
to be. Furthermore when I program my VCR to tape something important, she
fiddles with it after I leave the room so it records the wrong channel
or shuts off completely.
She finds innumerable, imaginative ways
to irritate me. She gets to my newspaper, magazines and mail before me--
and blurs all the print; and she's done something with the volume controls
on my TV, radio, and phone. Now all I hear are mumbles and whispers.
She's made my stairs steeper, my vacuum cleaner heavier, all my knobs and
faucets hard to turn and my bed higher. She gets to my groceries as soon
as I shelve them and applies super glue to the tops of every jar and bottle
so they're impossible to open. Is this any way to repay my hospitality?
I don't even get any rest at night. More
than once her snoring has awakened me. I don't even know why she can't
do something about that. It's very unattractive.
As if this isn't bad enough, she is no
longer confining her malevolence to the house. She's now found a way to
sneak into my car with me and follow me wherever I go. I see her
reflection in store windows as I pass, she's taken all the fun out of clothes
shopping because her penchant for monopolizing mirrors has extended to
dressing rooms. When I try something on, she dons an identical outfit--which
looks ridiculous on her and then stands directly in front of me so I can't
see how great it looks on me.
I thought she couldn't get any meaner than
that; but yesterday she proved me wrong. She has the nerve to come with
me when I went to get some passport pictures taken, and she actually
stepped in front of the camera just as the shutter clicked. Disaster!
I have never seen such a terrible picture. How can I go abroad now? No
customs official is ever going to believe that the crone scowling from
my passport is me.
She's walking on very thin ice. If she
keeps this up, I swear, I'll put her in a home. On second thought, I shouldn't
be too hasty. First, I think I'll check with the IRS and see if I can claim
her as a dependent.
*Copyright©1997 Rose
Mula
This piece first appeared
May 8, 1997 in the Andover, Mass. Townsman.
It has wound its way through
the internet via email and web pages without the proper credit.
I had it up myself without
such until I was sent to Senior Women Web where I received the proper identification.
Now I will search for Ms. Mula to get permission to use it here. I leave
it at present as a lesson to all to seek out the source of material.
Joy
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